He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize