Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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