why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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