When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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