is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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