I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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