Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
