O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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