It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I need help removing her.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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