Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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