My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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