How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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