I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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