He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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