scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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