why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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