I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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