nut hugger
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think I won the penis lottery.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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