I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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