WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
