love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
