erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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