my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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