Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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