I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
