Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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