You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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