There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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