Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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