Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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