no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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