we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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