No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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