U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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