MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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