I look better un-naked...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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