Are we in a gay sports bar?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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