in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Buhtt sex?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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