I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
