He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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