hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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