my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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