bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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