god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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