I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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