Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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