Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We need to rekindle our bromance
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
