We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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