did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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