Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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