Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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