She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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