IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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