so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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