Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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